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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a Scottish bun?
A bonny bunny bun
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Which branch of the military do bunnies like best?
The Hare Force
What are 45 rabbits, in a row, all marching backwards called?
A receding hare line
Did you hear the story about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It’s a tender tail …
What does a bunny use to keep its ears perky?
What do you call a bossy French rabbit?
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit’s hole?
A hot cross bun-ny
How can you tell a rabbit’s age?
By the grey hares
A rabbit that’s a stand-up comedian is called what?
A funny bunny
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One … after that it’s not empty …
What comes at the end of Easter?
The letter R